pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
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Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
by Soffz84 November 17, 2017
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wearing the cool pants

Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."
by Y.A.P. May 06, 2008
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big bitch pants

Metaphor for confidence

Antithesis of depends
Kat blue printed that sorry ass boy fuck

who expressed he wanted a cookie

She kept her big bitch pants on and found the Italian lover who wanted the whole goddamn bakery

His name was Tony of course
by Tonythetiler November 26, 2017
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hole in your pants

A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.
Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.
by Ghostbustersboi776 January 29, 2018
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big kid pants

What a lot of people need to put on.

"Put on your big kid/girl/boy pants" means that the person who is being referred to is being immature and childish and won't man up.
"Matt challenged Jim to a fight for insulting his mother."

"I heard he wasn't going to show."

"Really? Jim needs to put on his big kid pants and take responsibility for his stupid actions."
by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 October 23, 2009
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dark pants time

When you are so excited that you may mess you pants, hence, you need dark pants.
WHen I saw her bend over, I knew it was dark pants time.
by sneekix September 15, 2006
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