Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
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Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
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Fractional Fun Dip

When you stick 3/4 of your pinky finger into another person's ass crack.
Hey Matt, want to come over to my house and try some Fractional Fun Dip with Joey and me?
by Tonweeweeweeweewee December 28, 2015
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Closet Fun

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )
Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?
by Oka-Senpai July 01, 2017
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fun knitters

by killhags43 January 01, 2012
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funning it up

Time spent with friends and family having wholesome good times...we don't "party"....we go funning it up with our grandparents in Florida.
Why waste your spring break getting wasted in Florida when you can responsibility go funning it up with Nana and Pop Pop in their condo pool?
by Kittycares April 09, 2018
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Adult Fun Dip

"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."
by Italian_Stallion_97 November 14, 2021
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