yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

Muffin with spikes

A hot girl with snake bite(piercing). Muffin = Hot girl, Spikes = Snake Bite!

Hey, check that muffin with spikes! Tasty!

by RanDOmloell May 11, 2009

Duddly Muffin

(dud-le MuFf-n) n./adj.

1.One who gets radical at all prices
2.One who goes stupid radical

those tv kids are all fucking Duddly Muffin s

by Steven Yuen February 12, 2008

stud muffin

Obviously Billy and Luke

Those two are stud muffins, they are almost as cool as Billy and Luke.

by blsuckscock January 1, 2005

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.

"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."

by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013