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Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
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Mark

A camper on call of duty and says other people camp
Mark said he wasn't camping when he was
by China people February 19, 2018
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Mark Monks

Oh look at Mark Monks he's in great shape
by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018
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Mark Summerville

Stupid ass who is a KNOW IT ALL, but does NOT know it all
by Andre Cammy December 27, 2017
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Mark Choolim

The best fucking person alive he is the real giga chad and a gladiator. The leader of the world and the number 1 spartan.
Are u mark choolim ‘yes
Holy shit
by MarkChoolimfangirl September 3, 2023
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“Paul”mark

A movie in which they cast hot actresses who can’t act
It’s like a hallmark movie but to appeal to the male audience instead. A “Paul”mark movie, if you will.
by skeelodripp March 29, 2024
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Mark

Mark is such an amazing person with an awesome soul but sometimes he has a low self esteem and he may not feel handsome or hot but he's the most amazing person in the world. He tends to be very stubborn but he's the most sweet person. He's a good listener, what ever u want to say he will be there for you. If anyone else has already met Mark in his/her life is a blessing. You would want to keep him safe and make him smile just to see that smile that will make your whole day. You would lover him forever more than anything in the world.
Mark found her crying and did not want anyone to hurt her friend
by Agabapraise 29 November 24, 2021
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