Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.

Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.

by derp_chirp April 4, 2011

Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011

Lab Licker

The female equivalent of "Poll Smoker".

A woman or man who eats pussy or performs oral sex on a woman with great enjoyment.

I ate Tina's pussy so well, I bet she is thinking I was a lesbian lab licker in a previous life.

by UrbanAndy November 13, 2011

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

Ditch Lickers

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.

those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers

by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012

keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug February 15, 2012

lavoris licker

Noun: Person who prefers the taste of the 100 year old mouthwash to the actual taste of the person they are with.

The Lavoris Licker chugged half a bottle to wipe out the raunchy morning taste.

by Weena69 July 19, 2013