John Houde

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

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John Mccain

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

by StreetsOnLock June 06, 2018

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Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

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man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

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You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

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characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

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An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

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