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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
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jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.
I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"
by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016
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Jamming A Nerf Gun

Another meaning for blue balls which is, during sex, you have the sensation,but nothing comes out
"I want you to ejaculate all over my face"
"I can't I jamming a Nerf gun
by MrSlick15 May 13, 2018
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Jam Baller

A person who likes to put jam on his tesitlces.
He is most certainly a jam baller
by sudorj July 28, 2018
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Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate
My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.
by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017
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Jamming

To come over a friend’s house to watch the Star Trek thing before it comes out, followed by an episode of Archer, and getting impatient very gently.
I was jamming
by ArsebanditX May 9, 2018
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Jam

Jam is feeling relaxed or the act of just chilling or coasting along with life , taking everyday as it comes without a care.

The verb jamming is used when you are feeling jam.

Originated in the TW2 area of South West London.
Edward: “You good bro?”
Jayden: “Im just jamming
by Jayd3n1z3r April 20, 2018
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