Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Mason Jacobs

Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.

Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.

by Lnelly23 April 23, 2020

Jacob

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

by urai laika April 23, 2020

Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.

Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.

by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.

Jacob just Jacobed my Jacob.

by sexysisk May 3, 2020