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Ring aling

A Ring aling is when your hiding behind those clothes you never wear in your closet, beating your meat so hard your ball feel like there about to fall of while looking at nudes your sister sent to your catfish Snapchat account
"Hey Justin, did you perform a Ring aling yesterday"
"Yes"
by Black... November 1, 2022
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boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.
Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.
by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023
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ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.
I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.
by Javqu July 31, 2019
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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.
"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."
by jambonsec April 21, 2015
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Ring Flutter

He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.
by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021
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Ring

A yellow ring that you can collect, used as currency for... stuff.

The real question: where does Sonic collect all these rings?
"How many ring do u have?"

"omg I have 99999 ring"
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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