ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013

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Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)

1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass

by HonduranBang August 17, 2022

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ASS-AP

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

by CWash January 12, 2009

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Ass-tick

Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!

Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.

dick,ass,jerk

by Boo-HV August 16, 2017

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