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Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022
mugGet the Human Milker-o-maticmug.

Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.
person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021
mugGet the Human malwaremug.

Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
mugGet the Humanity distancingmug.

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape
person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man
by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025
mugGet the Human Vapemug.

Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
by Scoops747 July 30, 2013
mugGet the Human centipenismug.

human chickin nugget

by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017
mugGet the human chickin nuggetmug.

the boys humans

a term of boys
the boys humans just nutted 30 times.
by xwxeds February 19, 2022
mugGet the the boys humansmug.

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