TJ Hooker

Slutty cop

That cop is such a tj hooker, i sucked his duck to get out of the speeding ticket!

by Damdaydays December 22, 2018

Turkish Hooker

you get a haircut and a handjob from a turk whilst eating a kebab and drinking a lot of coffee

i was hungry for kebab and needed a haircut so it made sense to get a turkish hooker.

by cockmaster17 April 22, 2011

Field Hockey

a sport designed for butchy females who have thunder thighs and act like dudes

john: yo who are those girls who have monstrous legs?

tom: they are girls who play field hockey

john: fuckin butches..

by DFAC May 25, 2012

Hacker

Someone who plays an online computer game better than you

me not you

by booda January 6, 2004

Hooker shower

Lysol bath

After a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of Lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.

by the_990999 June 14, 2011

Hockey

A game for nerds.

"Oh my god. You like hockey? Nerd."

by omega yeet October 13, 2018

Field hockey

Worst version of hockey, it’s hockey but for pussies who can’t handle the speed and physicality of ice hockey, shouldn’t even be called hockey.

Guy #1“Hey did you know Daniel plays hockey”
Guy #2 “he must be pretty tough then”
Guy #1 “he plays field hockey....”
Guy #2 “what a fucking pussy”

by Bastardized69 August 18, 2018