Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020
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Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
by Sexmaster6979 March 06, 2023
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Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner
"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "
by Sudanese scrambled egg April 04, 2018
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Chocolate Egg Cream

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream
by theoutro September 15, 2020
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Cadbury Egg Drop

You shove a Cadberry egg up a man’s ass. He squats over another man and pushes the egg out onto his chest. He then cracks the egg into the other man’s mouth and feeds him the chocolate.
Scott enjoyed having an occasional Cadbury egg drop.
by CruiseWood September 15, 2018
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lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.
Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.
by Petrified Cornlog April 29, 2019
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