billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.

I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.

by kirkandorules December 17, 2021

Door hub

When you have sex throught the door hole and it gets stuck and the dick has to be surgically removed

OMG your such a door hub

by Cichy club December 20, 2021

Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.

The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!

by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021

Dog Doors

A derogatory term for a loose vagina.

Becky, keep your legs closed, your dog doors are flapping in the wind!

by Onegirltwopups April 5, 2022

Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.

Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.

by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022

Slam that mf door if u want too !

A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."

*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"

by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022