Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

Nic'd to the dick

When you rip the Juul too much and you physically can't move becuase the amount on nicotine in your bloodstream is unreal.

kyle and josh are so nic'd to the dick that they had to dry heave in Quinn's basement for 20 mins

by Bmartin55 July 27, 2017

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer for someone should beat somebody. For example in a video game or an MMA Fight.

"Grab his dick and twist it, do twist that dick! The Old Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at a MMA fight.

by BlechiBlech May 22, 2020

State Dick

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

Dick nipples

An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.

My girlfriend's mom has dick nipples!

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

dick sword

Australian rhyming slang for Discord

OH YEAH MATE COP A FEW SNAGS ON THE BARBIE AND JOIN THE DICK SWORD SERVER UP THE APPLE AND PAIRS AFTER MATE

by DICKSWORD November 10, 2019

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008