by Rëverie November 11, 2019

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017

by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 5, 2017

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021
