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Cow

Alistar in league. ( gets buffed health from wards )
Holy Shit that Cow Has a lot of health
by Rëverie November 11, 2019
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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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by hard cocks in my ass October 21, 2021
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slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again
by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017
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Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person
1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*
by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021
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cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 5, 2017
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Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....
by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021
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