send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress

Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you

by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024

Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 07, 2019

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 20, 2021

Cow laugh

When you get a fat person really high and they laugh so hard they tip themselves over.

I got him so high he cow laughed himself off the couch.

by Samoa Cookies January 14, 2016

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.

Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!

by RuffBudda January 25, 2022

Space cow

Feeling lost and lonely and out of place. Like you don't belong

Little timmy says his mood today is like a space cow

by Brisimmnerd February 20, 2019

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018