cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.

Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

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Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.

Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!

by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011

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Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012

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cock goo

The creamy white substance that spontainiously squirts out of the male reproductive organ during sexual intercourse or during masturbation.

"Aye jimmy I fucked Lisa for hours and before I knew it my rooster puked up a good pint of cock goo into Lisa's creamy cunt then she licked it all off of my iron hard rod"

by Lilcocker February 8, 2014

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