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Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"
He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022
mugGet the Christianmug.

Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap
Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap
by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016
mugGet the Christian bindermug.

Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.
-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"
by Cinamel April 19, 2018
mugGet the Hans Christianmug.

Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.
by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021
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christian the hammah

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah
by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021
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Christian Roleplay

Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.
Hey Elrad, wanna do Christian Roleplay?

As long as it doesn't count, yeah!
by UnathleticGerm#124032 February 22, 2024
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Christian

HAs a Giant Dumpy
Christian's Dumpy Is giant
by Dumpys January 20, 2023
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