Christian

If you meet a guy named "Christian" then you are the luckiest person alive. Christian will show you how special you are if you cant already see. If you have a guy named Christian in your life you need to never, ever let him go even tho he is very dominant. And if you know people that don't like him then they don't deserve him. And if your reading this and you know someone named Christian tell them you love them.

Christian is the kindest person iv'e ever met.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Christian

Christian is a guy that has 105 - 121 iq. He is very nice but when Erik comes into action he gets nerslagen. But Oskar is very sterong man so he dosent wanting fight. But in reality, Christian could slag him too but he dose not wanting. Not homeless. He has another thing in common with Erik and that is when they go to MOS. AKA mall of scandinavia. He goes in school and hade about 230 merait when leaving kindergarten. When he search school he thought defined what he did.

Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Christian.

by Christian&company October 15, 2020

Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.

That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan

by Long shwan October 23, 2019

Christian

Christian is perfection. He is super hot, funny, amazing. He is so cool and nice. Every girl wants him and is a hot man that makes every women he passes by horny. He is usually of Spanish origin. He is a great listener and his abs are from another world. He is an amazing athlete in all sports.

He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.

"Omg Christian is so hot"
"Oh look, there is Christian, I love him"
"Christian is the best boyfriend ever"
"Do you know Christian?, he is the most handsome guy ever"

by NCMCANLO November 24, 2021

Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.

He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.

by missshelll January 12, 2023

Christian Lowe

He thinks he is better than everyone else but he’s not no one likes you Christian

I hate you Christian Lowe

by Tea_gossip October 29, 2019