Chris's dick

Chris's dick is normally very small and shrimp-like.
He often Braggs about ho giant his cock is but in reality, it's tiny.

Your dick is so small you have Chris's dick.

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

Chris Browned

Adj. To beat someone senseless.

Some guy called me a chowder head so I "Chris Browned" him.

How did your team do in the finals?
We "Chris Browned" the crap out of them!

by Rapscallion Sprinklewitt III March 27, 2009

Chris Davis

Biggest loser known to mankind

That guy is such a Chris Davis

by NastyErebus March 15, 2019

yvng chris

the best new gen rapper

yooo yvng chris music fire ash bro

by rose kai is king March 11, 2021

chris browning

To beat, bite or attack your wife or girl.

Dee:Damn, why is he chris browning his girl?

Nemo: I heard he caught her cheating...!

Dee: Word?

by Blakwout March 13, 2009

Chris Browned

Beating the crap out of your girlfriend at a public venue

Linny: Wow, did you see Jen's face today?

Rich: Yeah, her boyfriend Chris Browned the shit out of her last night after the awards banquet

by Zq8playboy February 23, 2009

Dirty Chris

When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.

Going to me grans, she has a best friend next door so might do a dirty Chris

by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021