Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015

Cheese ball

A word some bitch calls you when she claims you're cute but it really means you are a sucker who keeps answering her texts

I think the word cheese ball is a name for assholes

by Have a nice night folks July 21, 2015

Cheese Dazer

A type of bowl you can smoke from a bong consisting of marijuana, parmesan cheese and often tobacco. The bowl tends to put you in a daze, which often hits you way harder than a regular marijuana bowl.

Lets get super high and smoke some cheese dazers!

by dazerking November 30, 2016

morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.

Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?

by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 22, 2018

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019