Chunnel Cake

A fried delicacy, similar to a funnel cake, however its fried outer shell acts mainly as a casing for the massive amounts of melted cheese that the carny injects into it. Usually topped with whip cream and powdered sugar. Not edible.

"Dude, I think that chunnel cake just made me sick."

by NeverSleepsEver June 03, 2009

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Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 05, 2015

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Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

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maka-cake

A desert invented by Moriah Elizabeth .

Also can be called the iced-cakaron

Moriah painted an Maka-cake on a phone case, and later made into a real desert.

by brain_r0t.kidd0 on tt February 24, 2021

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Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.

Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.

by Claye's Daddy August 09, 2020

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