April 21

National surprise drug test day.

April 20th is national get high day, so the 21 is for surprise drug tests.

Person 1: dude, I’m screwed!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I got high yesterday, and now I’m getting a surprise drug test because it’s April 21st

by HardLuckAD May 28, 2018

April 3rd

April 3rd is a nasty niggas birthday hope you weren't born on this day or your big fat

Me: Yo its your birthday Bro its April 3rd

Bro: I know

Me: Now get the fuck outta her witcho nasty ass April 3rd is a nasty day nigga

by Hoe hassler October 17, 2019

April 29

If you are born on this day you are ugly as fuck.

You ugly because you were born on April 29.

by Juicyjonathn February 23, 2021

April 28

National do what your boyfriend tells you to
It’s a law
Do it ladies.

Him: hey babe, send me $69
Her: ok ig I will cause it’s April 28

by Buttbubble April 27, 2020

april foolery

When everyone be like "lol I like you...APRIL FOOLS". Or when everyone makes fake food and pulls lame pranks.... IT JUST WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME.

Me: I'm tired of all this April Foolery, people should grow up.

by Dogeibits April 2, 2017

April 2nd

The second worst day to be born

(On April 1st)
Me: "Yeah so April 2nd is my birthday"
Friend: haha your so funny april fools
Me: 😐

by CAZS21 March 29, 2021

April 28

get angry at your girlfriend for no reason day

On april 28th everyone’s boyfriends got mad.

by anonymous43042 April 28, 2020