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Colby wood

simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7
girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.

girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
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Chris Wood

Chris wood is amazing. He’s humble and kind. He’s funny and incredibly passionate about his roles and campaign. He made a movie called the stew. He’s known for playing Brandon North on Major Crimes , he was on Carrie Diaries as Adam Weaver, he was on Vampire Diaries as Kai Parker , on SuperGirl as Mon-El prince of daxam( he was goofy and intelligent), on Legacies he played Kai Parker, and his most recent role Masters of the universes hes playing Prince Adam/ He-man as a voice actor. ( he has way more roles but these are ones people have seen him more as) Chris wood is awesome dude, he also cares for other people. He made idontmind in 2017. Idontmind is a mental health awareness campaign made by Chris Wood and his Co-founder Edward Schmit. He’s comedic and obviously caring. I simp-ly love him.
Chris wood is hot and I’m jealous.”
by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020
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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island? is sus
by Amogus boi July 9, 2021
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick
by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025
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It's mad wood outside

A term new jersians use when its really hot outside. Specifically People from Princeton.
Yo Jaxon Carter! It's mad wood outside today! Come outside and hoop with me!
by anonymous May 2, 2024
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