utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018

blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Wank 'n' Bank

When one tugs on thine member to create a money shot.

That nice woman heloed me achieve wank 'n' bank

by MisterVennom November 24, 2018

Gaspy Death Wank

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.

by shoelace lover December 3, 2011

Wanking From Home

When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.

Lee: Is James in the office today?
Mike: No, he's Wanking From Home today.

by fuckingbrit September 30, 2012

Vulcan Mind Wank

Wanking with the mind.

I had a vulcan mind wank in class today.l

by Wanky McWankface April 12, 2010

life-is-a-loada-wank

when you're going through so much bullshit in your life at one point which makes you anxious and pissed off and you start to feel your world is coming to an end.

Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: Hi Bob what's up

Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank

Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up

by Arfbizit May 26, 2011