Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016

child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Child

The word child is basically just TommyInnit because he is always the youngest everywhere and will always be the child of the group or a child in genneral

Person: Hey, what is a child?
Person2: TommyInnit

by blueberrymushroom April 6, 2021

child

1- Daughter or son.
2- Living being that is the result of the union of two gametes.

My child is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Golden Child

(Similar: Indigo child, shining one, silver-child, moon-child, fire-child & sun-child).

1. A child of a divinity, (esp. a fire/light/sun one)/born from light/the sun/fire, has a golden aura, gold spiritual blood, gold spiritual eyes, light or fire powers and was destined to incarnate as a mortal on a divine mission for their divinities.

2. A light, fire or sun divinity, (such as Apollo, the Olympian sun god or his winged male muse children).

3. An angel or winged guardian of light, (such as starchild demigods or the seraphim that is destined to destroy evil as the prophecy fortold).

(They may be very humble like Jesus or vain like Apollo. It just depends on who their divine parent is).

The nurse exclaimed, 'This child is a golden child, because you can see it in the way it's eyes glow, in the sun. They shall save the world.'

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 8, 2024