Ur mum

Your mom, In childish form.

Ur mum is gay.

by Yeti 1231234 October 9, 2022

ur grandpap a trap

1 step higher than ur granny tranny

bill: ur mum gai
Jeff: ur dad lesbian
Bill: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Bill: *cries

by the middle school memes! April 23, 2019

Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

ur grandmam a pan

An insult even worse than ur grandpap a trap. Every time someone uses this, they explode into a million pieces

Joe: hey ur grandpap a trap
Fred: oh yeah well ur grandmam a pan
Joe: *explodes*

by Pappy 6969 May 22, 2018

ur brudda

ur brudda bruh man ahh-

pp bruh ur brudda

by OSCAR is nice September 19, 2021

Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020