Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019

Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.

man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell

by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016

turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

Turtle day

A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.

How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day

by Turtle kween hehe April 12, 2019

Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.

What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!

by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025

Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus

Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle

by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023