Going to prom on your own

When you go to prom on your own in a Lamborghini to gain aura instead of going with your friends

sorry I cant go to prom with you as I'm (going to prom on your own) going on my own. I will have so much aura!

by JACKYWAKY July 9, 2025

going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

Kinda gooned to Mbappé

“Kinda gooned to Mbappé” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a MASSIVE meme on TikTok.

Canada man hop on the jerkmate, Kinda gooned to Mbappé, Obama have dih. Obama have dih.

by VYB3 July 29, 2025

Goon to Jackson F Day

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool

Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others

by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025

Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Going to Marin

Getting a car just to drive to a woman's house to have sex with her

Dan: finally got a car, im going to Marin right now

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 19, 2025