dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 03, 2017

droopy dog

a sad dog who is also the most romantic and sweethearted

jellybean needs a droopy dog

by droopy dog June 07, 2020

Dog Sweater

The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.

Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.

by Jameeja June 25, 2009

Scon Dog

A Scon Dog is a Native American food is is frybread with a hot dog inside of the frybread.

Friend: hey want to go get a Scon Dog .

Other Friend: Sure y not.

Friend: You know those things r crazy good right.

Other Friend: Yea i thought that is y u asked.

Friend: Thanks for the idea bro.

Other Friend: No Prob

by (Mae) April 17, 2017

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 28, 2017

Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

dog toe

cigarette.

Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003