Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Simp

Logan

“Logan is a simp”

by 🗿Not a simp🗿 May 16, 2020

SIMP

Sucker
Idolizing

Mediocre

Pussy

Man, that guy is such a simp!
What’s a simp?
A sucker idolizing mediocre pussy

by Smørgerson January 18, 2023

Simp

Lauren S

My god...Lauren’s such a simp

by Window due if e August 7, 2020

simp

kreggor clark

have you heard of kreggor? yeah he’s a simp.

by simpinnnn January 9, 2021

Simp

Jack Hollingworth

Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

Simping

The act of going above and beyond for a percieved romantic interest without any reciprocation in interest or feelings

Guy #1 : I've been trying to reach her and I even sent roses to her house but she won't respond!
Guy #2: stop simping bro, she ain't into you.

by KingFree March 19, 2022