Adam

Just ur regular sexy motherfucker second name is Ali and he is so bad at everything he plays but knows everything about the games his dick is 10 inches long

My jigga Adam is so cool

by Jigaawaa January 15, 2021

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Adam's Banana

A succulent asset of the male anatomy - the only part more tasty than the Adam's apple. Adam's bananas come peeled in Israel.

Brian: I like to chew on Adam's bananas when I'm feeling a little tad randy
Hezekiah: In Papa New Guinea, they cook them in a lovely stew to make them more tender
Brian: I'm moving to PapaNew Guinea

by Gollum69 June 28, 2021

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He's the best friend you will ever have, when he is around. I don't recommend letting one go if you manage to find one. They are not likely to return. If'n you do find an Adam Hebert you can lure them in by sharing first thoughts. If well received, you will have friend for life.

I found an Adam Hebert down by the lake.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

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Adam Jackson

A boy that lost his virginity at 15, to a 16 year old girl called Megan Hughes. He got hella lucky cause she had a massive badonkadonk, and a fairly decent rack, they had wild sex all night long

Guy 1 - hey dude I finally lost my virginity last night!!
Guy 2 - eh wtf you’re only 15, your such an Adam Jackson

by Fat Ciara February 28, 2019

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Adam

Adams can be defined by several physical attributes: they are tall, skinny, and have dirty-brown hair. Adams are natural athletes, generally preferring sports like cross country and basketball because of their height. They’re really funny, but easily distracted; at times, they make squirrels look calm. They love backscratches- the way to an Adam’s heart is by giving him a backscratch. Never fear, though, an Adam will return the favor by cuddling with you. They all are great cuddlers. Be forewarned, though: Adams are notorious heartbreakers. If you fall for an Adam, you’ll definitely find your heart ripped in two.

Girl: I think I like Adam, but he’s such a player!

by Claire M. June 5, 2018

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