Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

by Thiboz October 30, 2018

Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet

Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton

by Leora27 July 9, 2017

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.

1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.

by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019

plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.

Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.

by lil_birdy January 3, 2019

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019