Toilet poopy

A child’s word for shit in the toilet not on the floor bozo.

Random ass child: TOILET POOPY! NO TOILET FLORRY.
Teen who seemingly is drunk: bla bla bla. I don’t care ima do it anyways.

by Superdiaper February 1, 2023

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

Gen Z brain rot that is ruining the younger generation

Hey guys Jeremy is acting crazy, he’s so skibidi Toilet.

by Ashton Oreo May 22, 2024

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Beating it to Skibidi Toilet

When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio

Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard

by MinervaI March 27, 2024