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Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
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pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.
by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022
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Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
by simpmanager May 28, 2022
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cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
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Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022
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Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.
If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.
by the all knowing spirit April 5, 2022
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Surprise

Surprise mother fucker
by SebIdebIdeb November 4, 2021
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