Super Succ Surprise 69420

The act of 69-ing with a pocket pussy on all testicles but you must have done these steps before engaging otherwise it be kinda gay doe:

1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole

Jared: Aye yo bruh we finna Super Succ Surprise 69420? Im wearin black socks
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet

by TheEventsOfNeptune February 10, 2020

Flag

Get the Super Succ Surprise 69420mug.

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

Flag

Get the surprise blessingmug.

Hawaiian surprise

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”

“My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”

by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Hawaiian surprisemug.

Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise

Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021

Flag