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Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.
Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.
by Gmsisd January 17, 2017
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Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture
Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"
by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017
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Sausage Plug

When a guy with a chode performs anal sex on another living being.
The other night I hooked up with this guy. He had such a sad chode, he was giving me a Sausage Plug when we did anal.
by Buel February 8, 2017
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Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis
Someone sausage farted whilst having sex
by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017
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sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.
She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.
by Super Steve May 17, 2017
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Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017
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