clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.

Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016

Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 29, 2022

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024