Sexy Simo

Sexy Simo is the hardest lad around yeno hard as nails solid as a rock

real sexy woman: yo is that sexy Simo?!?!
*sex occurs*

by SexySimoLa November 2, 2021

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Archer

Archer is sexy hot

by Came March 26, 2022

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sexy craig

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun

Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.

"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."

by titoburrito September 15, 2021

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Sexy frog

Wtf is wrong with you

Sexy Frog def: The meaning of witch sex with a frog in a tux

by Sexy frog mannnnn April 9, 2021

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Elena is the sexiest thing to come out of romania, can cause someone to have an organsm 1,736 miles away from you and is also the future wife of Olivia Callaghan and has sexy hands that Olivia wants to sit on xoxo

sexy elena needs to sit on my face

by Danish Slutttt March 8, 2022

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Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

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