September 26th

National grab your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush's ass day

Person 1: Today's September 26th slap your crush or lovers ass today

Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today

by moeshaaaaaaaa September 23, 2022

September 26th

My birthday

when someone on September 26th turns a year older yet me

by robster the gobster December 04, 2022

September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 03, 2023

September 15

The day my favorite person was born UwU

Friend: Hey whacha doin on September 15?
Me: I'll prolly drown my guy with cringiness --,

by yonju November 23, 2021

September 15

Dory
Pinocchio

September 15
Diego is dory.
Diego is pinocchio.

by hidory December 31, 2021

September 15

The birthday for rlly hot people

“My bday is September 15th”

“Omg that’s so hot makeout with me”

by Queefingqueen12031 April 18, 2022

September 15

Set Elvin as your phone background for a day Day

Hey it’s September 15 3 days after 9/11 and it’s set Elvin as your phones background for a day Day

by Eligoizman September 25, 2022