doing the sam

To bite someone’s ballsack whilst giving another man a blowjob.

Did you hear how Harry was doing the Sam on Hugo?

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017

Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

Sams

Exactly the same as the phrase "same", but ✨cooler✨

"Bro I hate capitalism"
"Sams."

by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021

Sam

He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it

Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most amazing guy on the planet, he's super sweet and cheesy but not too cheesy and he give the most amazing hugs ever!

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020

Sam Hall

Someone who likes the sound of their own more than they should.

Gee that bloke is a bit of a Sam Hall, isn't he?

by tjtj123 December 1, 2021

The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023