sloppy dallas

when you r girl packs a fat lip then blows you off

"did your girl give you a sloppy Dallas last night" "yeah after my penis looked like a turd"

by bruhmoment_86 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes

We are Sloppy Joe Bros

by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025

sloppy dallas

Simply a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

"Hey! Could you give me a Sloppy Dallas?"

"Sure! I'll get the dip!"

by DonnerToast October 15, 2020

walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

“The form of the Sloppy Dallas is quite simple. The person that is planning to give the blowjob has to fill their mouth with chip dip, to the point of secretion. Once their mouth is filled with this illuminating odor, they perform the oral blowjob to the receiving partner. They perform this until the recipient of the Sloppy Dallas ejaculates. Once this task has been completed, you have just received the Sloppy Dallas.”

Dude, Sarah just told me she wants to give you a mean Sloppy Dallas.

by KneeGear420 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blow job from someone who just packed a fat lip

Guy 1: Did you hear what Soup and Dooo did last night?
Guy 2: I heard he gave soup a sloppy dallas!
Guy 1: Dude, that sounds so fuckin hot

by SgtRats October 15, 2020

Sloppy Devil Face

a sexual maneuverer which involves a participant sticking their dick inside someone's mouth whilst they open it with one hand doing the devil hand pose whilst the other is stuck inside the persons nose doing the devil pose.

Jake: Oh, Chel, would you like to do the Sloppy Devil Face with me?
Chel: Oh please, not you and your stupid hands again. I'm sick of it.

by couch gag March 9, 2023