Roblox

A game for kids to get online girlfriends /boyfriends.

8 year old boy: ABC TO BE MY ROBLOX G1RL FRIEND
8 year old girl : ABC
5 minutes later

8 year old boy: I l0ve u baba grill
8 year old girl : uwu me too

by Cacaball69 January 18, 2023

Roblox

A game where moderation sucks and people try making it not for kids. 5 stars.

Please don’t kill me mother

Stop playing roblox your gonna getting spanked b*tch

by weirdguyontheweb May 22, 2021

Roblox Bedwars

The game where all 10 year olds unite to be toxic and say slurs that cause war crimes. Not to be confused with ACTUAL bedwars.

Kid: Hey bro, wanna hop on bedwars?
Kid 2: Roblox Bedwars??
Kid: No shit, sherlock!
Kid 2: Oh, sure! Let’s sweat on little kids and call them racial slurs!
Kid: Alright!

by Hazodaki April 20, 2024

Roblox

The BEST GAME you will ever need in your whole entire life. You will basically fart on everyone and do massive push ups to all the bullies you see

Hi bro, did you know that Roblox is a kids game?

No, Roblox has bullies and dummies that I can easily kick off 🥰🥰

by rockstarize December 10, 2023

Roblox story

Some random sad story that is supposed to make people cry. Usually “sad stories”

a: omg this story is so sad
b: it’s about politics and war…
a: that’s why
b: that Roblox story is trash!

by Kaydens April 3, 2025

Roblox Gift card

Slang for a vape

Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!

by Ohnoourtableisbrocken December 19, 2021

Roblox

Roblox is the best game ever and it if you don’t like it your noob and suck also ur nob if no robux and nob and suck and no og also 2006 is nob Roblox andnif u play in it time u suk Roblox nob stupid and I got 10 Roblox chicks that Oof me all the time and u got 0 XD u suk Roblox.

Guy 1: how much robux u got
Guy 2: 0
Guy 1: *kills Guy 2 because he’s noob and you should too if u got no Roblox robux*

by CommandGenius1 November 9, 2018