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Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.
Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.
by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022
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Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.
Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads
by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023
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Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.
Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.
by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019
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Rock Pee

The water that drip's from cave ceilings.
This was used in Mrbeast's video
John: What's that water dripping from a cave called?
Alex: Rock Pee.
by zezeqzeqzwe August 17, 2024
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Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
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Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.
"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"
by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021
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Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.
Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!
by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025
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