Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

Pout Pee

When you use peeing as an excuse to escape a situation in which you're under attack or uncomfortable

Hey guys where's Dave?
We were calling him a lil bitch so he's pout peeing?

by Mule Deer Sniper July 26, 2021

Pee Butt Nutter

Someone who pees in a butt and then nuts in it.

A linguistic Easter egg easily created by rearranging the second and third syllables of the popular condiment “peanut butter”. One of the great gifts of the English language.

Holy shit those two guys and that girl made a pee butt nutter sandwich

by Pasadena DMV April 7, 2025

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

by kai_nyx April 9, 2022

Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

by GORBACHELLI January 17, 2017

Camel Pee

The national drink of Pakistan and Bangladesh. It’s extremely tasty and a civilised drink for prolific Pakistan and belligerent Bangladesh, and is the reason why Pakistan and Bangladesh are the most powerful superpowers, ready to lead the Ummah movement by launching a Jihad against the Kafirs and Mushrik Hindus of India with the help of their paper rockets and bamboo copters, and submarines made of wood and cloth.

Pakistani, Bangladeshi: You kum dis majik drink saar, it called iz camel pee, dizizes hil kan saar. Non Muslims idiots yes going aphtar costly medisins.

Human beings : And you go see a doctor. The doctor is called a psychiatrist.

by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi May 4, 2025

pee gap

It is when you pee and then the pee comes out with less pressure, so that there is an instantaneous moment in which there is a lack of pee in the pee stream.

I hate when I hear my own pee gap.

by eliane r June 9, 2018