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Noah Schnapp

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(Gay)
Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
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Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski

Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 2, 2025
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Noah

A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Donโ€™t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
โ€œGirl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other exโ€™s. He sure likes playing the victim!โ€

โ€œIs his name Noah?โ€

โ€œYahโ€ฆwait how did you know?โ€

โ€œSounds Just like a Noah.โ€
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
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Noah

Friend: Noah, why are you such a pessimist. Take an example of Yesah.
by sovianYH December 12, 2018
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NOAH

Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...
by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023
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Noah march

absolute top guy, studied at the school for quantum rizzicks. shlong so long could take out king kong.
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.

loves a stella and a fella ;)
by noah march March 17, 2023
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Noah

Noah is a very passionate young woman. Noah is the type to lick someones feet and call it a day. Noah loves men and Fortnite.
Noah is trash at everything he does
by Noah de botiana September 28, 2020
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