Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

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Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

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by StonerLoner November 21, 2010
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If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?
Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.
''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''
by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 07, 2019
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Gentlemen Point

The term that means to give a point to a gentlemen when he does something nice for someone. Points can be given out and taken away.
J: Selena he opened the door for you!
S: Gentlemen Point
by okokokokokokoko October 11, 2012
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Points on the backside

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.
by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010
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The Tipping Point

The Tipping Point is when a person realizes they are more than halfway through a class they despise. This is usually accompanied by a sense of elation. Bonus points if it's the last class of the day, or if it's before a break or fun activity.
John: "Oh shit, it's 2:40, we're at The Tipping Point!!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, only 35 minutes left in class!!"
by TheMailmann005 May 09, 2023
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Point Blanck

A person who is really bad a first person shooter video games.

A person also commonly refereed to as a noob.
That kid isn't any good at this game, he is a point blanck
by VisineA December 06, 2010
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