burger king

Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.

Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..

by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006

King James

1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.

1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

The Lion King

When you hear the song King of Africa by Crookers, the last person to lift up a girl in the air has to take penalty determined by the others playing the game.

Two players cannot pick up the same girl.

Let's play The Lion King

'Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama'

Pick up the nearest girl to you

by TheDiscoNinja July 14, 2011

pussy king

A man who has one girlfriend but gets pussy all the time and is considered the alpha male. Often his friend refer to him as pussy whipped but find themselves jealous that he gets so much pussy whenever he wants it.

Kid one: "Wow that kids pussy whipped.."
Kid two: "no man.. He's a legend.. He's a pussy king"

by Wooooooow February 4, 2014

devil kings

a kickass beat-em-up game where you get to play with 6 players from the start but unlock more as you complete their conquests. the game is basically about using those characters in their conquest to take over territories which is pretty fun you unlock more moves/techniques and weapon upgrades as well as weapons and max out your health gauge and weapon power as you level up. Each character has a special element such as fire,thunder,ice,wind and such and you can apply these techniques to your weapons for more power and damage.Created by capcom, the creators that brought you devil may cry and resident evil games. available only for ps2.

dude 1 : yo lets go hit on those chicks down at the bar, i think one of em really has it in for you.
dude 2 : nah im good im gonna sit this one out and levelup my characters in devil kings.

by cale joyce June 3, 2008

king noob

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.

That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"

by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008

The King Kong

She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.

The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.

by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009