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burger king

Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.
Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
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King James

1. Some guy that translated the Bible along time ago.
2. Lebron James, aka the next big thing in the NBA.
1. I prefer the King James bible to the new one that are written in English.
2. King James owned the Kings in his first game, even though his teams sucks ass and lost it for him.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
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The Lion King

When you hear the song King of Africa by Crookers, the last person to lift up a girl in the air has to take penalty determined by the others playing the game.

Two players cannot pick up the same girl.
Let's play The Lion King

'Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama'

Pick up the nearest girl to you
by TheDiscoNinja July 14, 2011
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pussy king

A man who has one girlfriend but gets pussy all the time and is considered the alpha male. Often his friend refer to him as pussy whipped but find themselves jealous that he gets so much pussy whenever he wants it.
Kid one: "Wow that kids pussy whipped.."
Kid two: "no man.. He's a legend.. He's a pussy king"
by Wooooooow February 4, 2014
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king noob

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
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Crowning King

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief
Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!
by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009
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king cobra

Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person
by Sexydimma June 12, 2016
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