Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Mason Jacobs

Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.

Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.

by Lnelly23 April 23, 2020

Jacob

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

by urai laika April 23, 2020

Jacob

Breaks your heart a lot, doesn’t care about you or your feelings. Unable to realize how much pain he’s causing you. Literally makes you feel like a complete nothing.

Emily: Jacob doesn’t care about me

Peter: That’s Jacob for you

by Sebastian Tanner February 11, 2020

Jacob

the gayest kid you will ever meet.

Jacob keeps staring at the kids using the urinals at school

by Jshduxneud February 11, 2020

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020