RSV ME

RSVPing to a party or event you weren't invited to, particularly on Facebook. Usually known as a douche/ desperate move unless if you RSVP in another country for hysterical purposes.

Aww damn! They didn't invite me to their party. Oh well, leeeetttsss just RSV ME to this beast and we'll all be good here. I gotta fuel my insecurity somehow.

by Freddy the Deady October 12, 2010

Me asf

Me asf is a phrase that dumbass people (probably racist too) who can't form simple sentences use

Black person: does anyone have a pen?

Some white hoe: me asf bestie!!

Black person: dumbass bitch

by Don't be yt kids July 31, 2021

mes couilles

my balls, usually testicles in french

succher mes couilles! une pompier! manger la chatte!

by voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? March 26, 2007

Fuck me

It's people who want to have sex very passionately

"Fuck me baby " said you mamma

by Market handle January 24, 2017

Horse on me

An unorthodox method of asking someone to shit (take a dump) on you. Horse is substituted for Shit.

Hoszie: Suck me off
Dalla: HORSE ON MY CHEST

Willie: Eat my ass
Dalla: HORSE ON ME

by Dalla June 16, 2004

ping me

from computer networks, ping a computer to see if it alive

contact me, ask me

by TF June 22, 2004

Pick Me

- a person who thinks they’re superior for doing or not doing something (for someone) while hating on people who don’t do the same

- a very common mindset in girls.

- i’M NoT liKe AnY oTHeR giRLs!!1!1!2 soooo qUiRkY!!1!1!1

- NLOGs (Not Like Other Girls)

- Very good example is Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me (no hate on Tay, I love my girl)

Person 1: “I hate bitches who wear heels and join pageants 🙄”

Person 2: “Do you want a medal for being a pick me?”

by falsegod February 28, 2021